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PostSubject: A funny thing happened....again.   Sun 20 Mar - 15:14

Here you go, a nice new thread for all your funnies Very Happy

I shall start us off with this 'lil' one:

Hairy-eared dog

A woman's small dog had a very severe problem with excessive ear hair. In her efforts to help her pooch the woman tried clipping the hair...really irritating the dog. So she tried pulling the hair out...drove the little fellow crazy! Finally she gave up an took the dog to her vet.

After examining the dog's ears the vet diagnosed a significant problem that only a high-potency depilatory could solve. After presenting the prescription to the pharmacist to be filled she was handed the bottle with counselling on its use.

The pharmacist said "Madam, if you're going to use this on your legs... you probably shouldn't wear stockings for 3 or 4 days" to which the woman replied indignantly "I'm not using it on my legs!" So the pharmicist says "well, if you're using it on your face you shouldn't use makeup for 5 days or so."

The woman began to storm out of the store, stopped at the door, fuming, and said "I'm not using it on my face! If you must know... I'm using it on my Schnauzer!"

"Well, in that case," the druggist says "don't ride a bicycle for about a week.

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 6:07

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 12:54

You'll like this one, Loki Twisted Evil

Dear Ireland,
You're a bunch of green drunken spuds.
Sincerely,
The
witty english.

Dear "witty" english
at least we don't lose
at our own sport
you racist arseholes
Sincerely,
The Irish

Dear
Ireland
We <3 you.
Sincerely,
Scotland.

Dear Scotland
Wanna invade england ?
you can have the mainland, we just
want our 6 counties back.
sincerely,
Ireland :)

Dear Ireland and
Scotland
Need a third? We'd like some of that!
Sincerely,
Wales Wink

Did someone
say 'Invasion' Very Happy
Sincerely,
America
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 12:58

lol! Oh yeah we'll be right there!!!! Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 13:04

Debbie wrote:
lol! Oh yeah we'll be right there!!!! Embarassed

Will you bring The Clooney with you, Debbie...........He can practise his manoevours on me Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 13:14

lol! lol! lol!

Count me in

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 13:16

Irish Rebel wrote:
Debbie wrote:
lol! Oh yeah we'll be right there!!!! Embarassed

Will you bring The Clooney with you, Debbie...........He can practise his manoevours on me Twisted Evil

lol! Sure! I'll get right on that!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 14:00

Dark Angel wrote:


Count me in

Hey YEW!! Go get your own gorgeous yankie invader Suspect
Ignore her, Debbie .... she can snaffle her own GI Joe Cool
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 14:04

Reb,

I meant count me in as in for a fight, the george doesn't 'flop my mop', so yew is very welcome to him Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 21 Mar - 14:10

Dark Angel wrote:
Reb,

I meant count me in as in for a fight, the george doesn't 'flop my mop', so yew is very welcome to him Twisted Evil

Well....you have the Silver Fox to flop yer mop on a regular basis.
Some of us singledons have to do with the likes of The Clooney floppin' our mops....may God help us Twisted Evil
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