Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
Subject: A funny thing happened....again. Sun 20 Mar - 15:14
Here you go, a nice new thread for all your funnies
I shall start us off with this 'lil' one:
Hairy-eared dog
A woman's small dog had a very severe problem with excessive ear hair. In her efforts to help her pooch the woman tried clipping the hair...really irritating the dog. So she tried pulling the hair out...drove the little fellow crazy! Finally she gave up an took the dog to her vet.
After examining the dog's ears the vet diagnosed a significant problem that only a high-potency depilatory could solve. After presenting the prescription to the pharmacist to be filled she was handed the bottle with counselling on its use.
The pharmacist said "Madam, if you're going to use this on your legs... you probably shouldn't wear stockings for 3 or 4 days" to which the woman replied indignantly "I'm not using it on my legs!" So the pharmicist says "well, if you're using it on your face you shouldn't use makeup for 5 days or so."
The woman began to storm out of the store, stopped at the door, fuming, and said "I'm not using it on my face! If you must know... I'm using it on my Schnauzer!"
"Well, in that case," the druggist says "don't ride a bicycle for about a week.
Debbie
Messages : 271 Date d'inscription : 2010-06-02 Localisation : USA
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 6:07
Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 12:54
You'll like this one, Loki
Dear Ireland, You're a bunch of green drunken spuds. Sincerely, The witty english.
Dear "witty" english at least we don't lose at our own sport you racist arseholes Sincerely, The Irish
Dear Ireland We <3 you. Sincerely, Scotland.
Dear Scotland Wanna invade england ? you can have the mainland, we just want our 6 counties back. sincerely, Ireland :)
Dear Ireland and Scotland Need a third? We'd like some of that! Sincerely, Wales
Did someone say 'Invasion' Sincerely, America
Debbie
Messages : 271 Date d'inscription : 2010-06-02 Localisation : USA
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 12:58
Oh yeah we'll be right there!!!!
Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 13:04
Debbie wrote:
Oh yeah we'll be right there!!!!
Will you bring The Clooney with you, Debbie...........He can practise his manoevours on me
Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 13:14
Count me in
Debbie
Messages : 271 Date d'inscription : 2010-06-02 Localisation : USA
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 13:16
Irish Rebel wrote:
Debbie wrote:
Oh yeah we'll be right there!!!!
Will you bring The Clooney with you, Debbie...........He can practise his manoevours on me
Sure! I'll get right on that!
Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:00
Dark Angel wrote:
Count me in
Hey YEW!! Go get your own gorgeous yankie invader Ignore her, Debbie .... she can snaffle her own GI Joe
Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:04
Reb,
I meant count me in as in for a fight, the george doesn't 'flop my mop', so yew is very welcome to him
Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:10
Dark Angel wrote:
Reb,
I meant count me in as in for a fight, the george doesn't 'flop my mop', so yew is very welcome to him
Well....you have the Silver Fox to flop yer mop on a regular basis. Some of us singledons have to do with the likes of The Clooney floppin' our mops....may God help us
Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:18
I am sure yew would rather he 'float yer boat'
Debbie
Messages : 271 Date d'inscription : 2010-06-02 Localisation : USA
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:29
Note to self----IGNORE Dark Angel, Bring CLOONEY...........
Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:46
Ooooooooooooo.... George and meself on a boat...sailing away together....just like "Titanic"!
Debbie
Messages : 271 Date d'inscription : 2010-06-02 Localisation : USA
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 21 Mar - 14:50