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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 3:59

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Thought you all would enjoy this.........

for Loki--- our motorcycle mama

THIS is MUCH better for the job
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 8:26

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As some of you know, my wee brother lives in Japan and he sent this pic. Its 100% genuine Laughing


Wonder what kind of F*ckin you can get at 20% off Wink Laughing Laughing too funny!!

Thought you all would enjoy this.........

for Loki--- our motorcycle mama









lol! lol! lol! lol!
Menstrual Cycle.... Laughing Laughing VROOM VROOM !!!!!!

Reb...did your brother buy f*ckin' anything at that f*ckin sale.... Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 8:33

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As some of you know, my wee brother lives in Japan and he sent this pic. Its 100% genuine Laughing


My sister and brother-in-law live in Japan, also. They were buying food at a stand and the lady working had a shirt on that said" I'm f**king smart." My sister said if these people knew what the word meant they would be horrified. We were suppose to go to Japan the last week of March, but due to my health issues, it's very doubtful. Was really looking forward to going there.
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 8:54

Maybe this guy is going around Asia teaching English.... Shocked lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 13:29

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Maybe this guy is going around Asia teaching English.... Shocked lol! lol!


lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 13:30

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HUMILIATION:

A man goes into a brothel and says he wants something special.

"Spit it out love, I'm sure we can sort you out if the price is right."

The man confesses he's into being dominated, and he is looking for complete humiliation.

"Not a problem, darlin', we can do complete humiliation for £37.50."

"That's very cheap. I wasn't expecting it to be so little. What do I get for that?"

"An England Football shirt"

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Thu 12 Jan - 10:14

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Quote :
HUMILIATION:

A man goes into a brothel and says he wants something special.

"Spit it out love, I'm sure we can sort you out if the price is right."

The man confesses he's into being dominated, and he is looking for complete humiliation.

"Not a problem, darlin', we can do complete humiliation for £37.50."

"That's very cheap. I wasn't expecting it to be so little. What do I get for that?"

"An England Football shirt"

No No I was reading this out loud to Brian and before I got to the punch line, he blurts out Marriage License hhz hhz

Excuse me-- I gotta take care of something jjt
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Thu 12 Jan - 10:18

OK -- I'm back!

Now, for what I was going to post


A drunk, smelling like beer, sat down on a park bench next to a priest.

His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttering, 'Well, son-of-agun!, returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have
you had arthritis?'The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was
just reading here that the Pope does.'
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Make sure you understand the question... Before giving an answer.
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Fri 13 Jan - 11:34

Loving it Loki and Ree lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Fri 13 Jan - 12:30

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Loving it Loki and Ree lol! lol! lol!
We do our best Daria Wink

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Thu 2 Feb - 14:31

All answers are correct, but was failed.



Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 6 Feb - 3:41

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 6 Feb - 12:49

affraid where do you find them, my friend lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 6 Feb - 13:05

Oh my lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 6 Feb - 15:48

Shocked Shocked Shocked Oh my!!!! indeed!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 7 Feb - 1:41

Laughing I found them on a facebook page. I LOVED the newspaper article about the robber and the marines. That was one very high kerb the robber fell off Laughing Do you need a ladder to cross the street in that place? Shocked Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 7 Feb - 11:09

IDIOT SIGHTING #1

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did
so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could not
do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in
change..

Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's.



IDIOT SIGHTING #2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one
of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that
time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,
'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park ,Nr Watford UK


IDIOT SIGHTING #3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Departmentto request the removal of the DEER CROSSING signon our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don'tthink this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only
had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey Herts , UK ...



IDIOT SIGHTING #5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened Luton Airport .... UK



IDIOT SIGHTING #6

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the
light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a Local County Counciller employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK


IDIOT SIGHTING #7

When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its
open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK .



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They walk among us... and the scary part is that is they have the RIGHT TO VOTE and REPRODUCE!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 21 Feb - 3:45

xxq "Here, have some wine" = the magic spell! ;tq

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 21 Feb - 4:19

I agree xxq
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 22 Feb - 3:55

Something for your funny bone...





" Morning Sex"
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only




The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."

WARNING !!!....The following should only be read by women with a sense of humour... Wink


Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

3. Dogs like it ifyou leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test
this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

lol! lol! lol! ......it's kinda true...but I'm sure us women could do a similar one for the men.... Twisted Evil lol!


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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 22 Feb - 3:58

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Unfortunatly for my hubby I don't really drink... lol! Bless him... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 22 Feb - 14:22

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Something for your funny bone...





" Morning Sex"
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only




The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."

WARNING !!!....The following should only be read by women with a sense of humour... Wink


Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

3. Dogs like it ifyou leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test
this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

lol! lol! lol! ......it's kinda true...but I'm sure us women could do a similar one for the men.... Twisted Evil lol!


Too funny!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Fri 24 Feb - 13:34

a business man gets on a elevator; there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,"T-G-I-F,"
more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The Blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated Blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'--Duuhhh!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 29 Feb - 7:58



especially thankful for the wisdom as I don't like to walk funny with my knickers in a knot Wink
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 5 Mar - 13:31

BELFAST AT ITS BEST Very Happy

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