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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   A funny thing happened....again. - Page 11 EmptyWed 24 Oct - 13:55

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon... ...You got nice house'
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lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Hands up who reads this joke with a Chinese accent cheers
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Meeeeeeeeeeeee lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   A funny thing happened....again. - Page 11 EmptyThu 25 Oct - 11:44

Indian Winter

It's late Fall, and the Indians on a remote reservation in South
Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked,'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.. 'Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going
to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.'
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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. he told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.

She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out.

Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. he said, 'honey you were right.' All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you'.

'What do you mean?' asked his wife.
'Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in.
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Oh, dear... I'm laughing really hard here!!!
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BEST. HALLOWE'EN. COSTUME. EVER!!!!!

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Get away from her, you BITCH!!!! lol!!!
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From the Chinese joke forward..... lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! Tooo funny
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Remember this, ladies.......It's not the size of the oar....it's the way he rows the boat Twisted Evil

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Its Friday night!!!

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Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Shocked

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands pale

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I be acquitted?"
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I can still hear my moma say some of these phrases......I guess the only one they missed was I don't give a rat's ass!!! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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That feckin' hilarious, Ree....really funny lol! lol! lol!

"This cellulite cream ain't worth a crap!" "How can I be out of hairspray?" Laughing
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ROFLMAO lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He
studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'
...
The third man said, 'Well, that's fantastic! My son studied in the best universities and be
came an engineer. Then he started
His own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked, 'What are all the
congratulations for?' One of the three said, 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What
about your son?'
The fourth man replied, 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said, 'What a shame ... what a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied, 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
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lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

I wasn't expecting that Very Happy
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lol! lol! lol!
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lol! lol!
Always good for a laugh is our funny thread...
Ree.....those southern Belles.... lol!
'Can you believe that fat ass was our homecoming queen'.... lol!
anyway...
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Thanks for the laughs... Wink
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Amen to that!!! lol! lol! lol!
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Irish Rebel wrote:
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lol! lol!

I heard a good one today....

Quote :
'When a woman says 'What'.. Suspect it doesn't mean she hasn't heard you it means she is giving you an opportunity to change what you just said'...

Correct.... lol!
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