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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 24 Aug - 13:57

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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer. Don't block the TV

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
and can I add: let him go out with his buds
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Thu 25 Aug - 4:17

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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer. Don't block the TV

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
how do you think I've been married for 23 years....men are very low maintanence....just aim for the stomach and the....well ya know Twisted Evil .....and go shopping with his money while he's watching TV.... simple... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Thu 25 Aug - 13:33

They such simple animals and easy enough to please lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 26 Sep - 14:34

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. ... Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" To which he responded: "I found the remote."
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 26 Sep - 15:31

oh my!!! Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 27 Sep - 7:40

Shampoo Warning

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!

It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)

printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well!

I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved!



If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower! Wink


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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 27 Sep - 12:48

lol! lol! lol! lol!

Nice one Sidney, gonna 'nick' it for my forum Wink

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 5 Oct - 8:24

Gotta love Betty White- so true-- so true!!! cheers cheers cheers

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 5 Oct - 9:14

Ummmm, OH I SAY Shocked lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Thu 6 Oct - 4:07

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Ummmm, OH I SAY Shocked lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Sorry Loki! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed but it is funny Wink lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Sat 3 Dec - 1:52

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Gotta love Betty White- so true-- so true!!! cheers cheers cheers




Its bloody hilarious, Ree!!! lol! lol! lol! So tempted to put it up on my Facebook but can't!



Here's something that my brother put up on HIS facebook and I can't stop laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Sat 3 Dec - 4:16

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! Random BS indeed!!

Too cute

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 20 Dec - 7:57





You know the way Colleen is always doing the housework..............


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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 20 Dec - 8:13

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You know the way Colleen is always doing the ironing..............

AAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol!


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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 20 Dec - 9:25

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You know the way Colleen is always doing the ironing..............

AAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lol!




Glad you had a laugh, Bridie. I rang Coll today but she's out buying a new ironing board. Third one this week ....... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 20 Dec - 10:02

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You know the way Colleen is always doing the ironing..............

AAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lol!




Glad you had a laugh, Bridie. I rang Coll today but she's out buying a new ironing board. Third one this week ....... Suspect

OOOOOOOOOOO, lucky Colleen. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 20 Dec - 12:22

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OOOOOOOOOOO, lucky Colleen. cheers

Twisted Evil and lucky ironing boards' seller !!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 20 Dec - 12:41

affraid lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! Wink Rolling Eyes cup

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 21 Dec - 7:35

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You know the way Colleen is always doing the housework..............



Shocked affraid Embarassed Embarassed
Can you please stop sneeaghhgking into myyyy house,/../ and goiuyting througyyht mmmyyy perrr sonalkm corrrrrespondanccce uoyyiuy70896....$57%&*53... lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 21 Dec - 7:40

Ree wrote:
Gotta love Betty White- so true-- so true!!! cheers cheers cheers


lol! lol! lol! egggggzakly... Wink
So funny Ree...and so true... lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 9 Jan - 14:33

As some of you know, my wee brother lives in Japan and he sent this pic. Its 100% genuine Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Mon 9 Jan - 14:54

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/06/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop_n_1190410.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

are there more and more mentals ??


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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 10 Jan - 0:44

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/06/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop_n_1190410.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

are there more and more mentals ??




lol! lol! lol! lol!

I think I'll marry him cheers

"Good morning, Mrs Zopittybop-Bop-Bop! What can I get you today?" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Tue 10 Jan - 19:16

Irish Rebel wrote:
As some of you know, my wee brother lives in Japan and he sent this pic. Its 100% genuine Laughing


Wonder what kind of F*ckin you can get at 20% off Wink Laughing Laughing too funny!!

Thought you all would enjoy this.........

for Loki--- our motorcycle mama








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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 2:21

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Thought you all would enjoy this.........

for Loki--- our motorcycle mama











lol! lol! lol! Oh...I can be a fully paid up memeber of THAT club! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 3:59

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Thought you all would enjoy this.........

for Loki--- our motorcycle mama

THIS is MUCH better for the job
lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 8:26

Ree wrote:
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As some of you know, my wee brother lives in Japan and he sent this pic. Its 100% genuine Laughing


Wonder what kind of F*ckin you can get at 20% off Wink Laughing Laughing too funny!!

Thought you all would enjoy this.........

for Loki--- our motorcycle mama









lol! lol! lol! lol!
Menstrual Cycle.... Laughing Laughing VROOM VROOM !!!!!!

Reb...did your brother buy f*ckin' anything at that f*ckin sale.... Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 8:33

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As some of you know, my wee brother lives in Japan and he sent this pic. Its 100% genuine Laughing


My sister and brother-in-law live in Japan, also. They were buying food at a stand and the lady working had a shirt on that said" I'm f**king smart." My sister said if these people knew what the word meant they would be horrified. We were suppose to go to Japan the last week of March, but due to my health issues, it's very doubtful. Was really looking forward to going there.
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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 8:54

Maybe this guy is going around Asia teaching English.... Shocked lol! lol!


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PostSubject: Re: A funny thing happened....again.   Wed 11 Jan - 13:29

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Maybe this guy is going around Asia teaching English.... Shocked lol! lol!


lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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