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Bridge Admin
Messages : 4920 Date d'inscription : 2007-08-05
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 24 Aug - 13:57 | |
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 25 Aug - 4:17 | |
| - Dark Angel wrote:
- HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings & beer. Don't block the TV HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!! how do you think I've been married for 23 years....men are very low maintanence....just aim for the stomach and the....well ya know .....and go shopping with his money while he's watching TV.... simple... | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 25 Aug - 13:33 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 26 Sep - 14:34 | |
| After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. ... Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" To which he responded: "I found the remote." | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 26 Sep - 15:31 | |
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Sidney American Divesline!
Messages : 490 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-08 Localisation : New York, USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 27 Sep - 7:40 | |
| Shampoo WarningI don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!! It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."No wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower! | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 27 Sep - 12:48 | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 5 Oct - 8:24 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 5 Oct - 9:14 | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 6 Oct - 4:07 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Sat 3 Dec - 1:52 | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Sat 3 Dec - 4:16 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 20 Dec - 7:57 | |
| You know the way Colleen is always doing the housework..............
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Bridge Admin
Messages : 4920 Date d'inscription : 2007-08-05 Localisation : my december...my time of the year
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
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Janet ME Irish Bar customer 3
Messages : 81 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA, Montana
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 20 Dec - 10:02 | |
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Bridge Admin
Messages : 4920 Date d'inscription : 2007-08-05 Localisation : my december...my time of the year
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 20 Dec - 12:22 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 20 Dec - 12:41 | |
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Localisation : Dublin Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 21 Dec - 7:35 | |
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Localisation : Dublin Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 21 Dec - 7:40 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
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Bridge Admin
Messages : 4920 Date d'inscription : 2007-08-05 Localisation : my december...my time of the year
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 9 Jan - 14:54 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 10 Jan - 0:44 | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 11 Jan - 2:21 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 11 Jan - 3:59 | |
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Localisation : Dublin Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 11 Jan - 8:26 | |
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Janet ME Irish Bar customer 3
Messages : 81 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA, Montana
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Localisation : Dublin Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 11 Jan - 8:54 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 11 Jan - 13:29 | |
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