A funny thing happened....again.

That's so funny...
Speaking of slips of the tongue...
Did I ever tell you about the time an old Lady in a Supermarket handed me a cake in a box and asked me what kind of cake it was...it was Sticky Toffee....but on the journey from my eyes to my brain to my lips...it became Stiffy Cocky.... thank God she was deaf as well as blind...

irish colleen wrote:

That's so funny...
Speaking of slips of the tongue...
Did I ever tell you about the time an old Lady in a Supermarket handed me a cake in a box and asked me what kind of cake it was...it was Sticky Toffee....but on the journey from my eyes to my brain to my lips...it became Stiffy Cocky.... thank God she was deaf as well as blind...

I'll take a dozen

Irish Rebel wrote:

irish colleen wrote:

That's so funny...
Speaking of slips of the tongue...
Did I ever tell you about the time an old Lady in a Supermarket handed me a cake in a box and asked me what kind of cake it was...it was Sticky Toffee....but on the journey from my eyes to my brain to my lips...it became Stiffy Cocky.... thank God she was deaf as well as blind...

I'll take a dozen

Greedy Girl..

irish colleen wrote:

Greedy Girl..

Speaking of...........



Swine Flu Update

I'm not really too concerned about Swine Flu.
...

But I am concerned about next year's flu....

Here's why:

3 years ago... Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow Disease.

2 years ago... Chinese calendar year of the bird... Avian Flu.

This year... Chinese calendar year of the pig... Swine Flu.

Next year is the year of the cock... Anybody else worried?

I PROTEST!!!!! HOW VERY DARE THEY LINK WALES IN WITH THE INGERLISH

WE ARE OUR OWN COUNTRY AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE BULLYING FECKERS!!!!

Brilliant

Italy....straight homo's

Loki wrote:

I PROTEST!!!!! HOW VERY DARE THEY LINK WALES IN WITH THE INGERLISH

WE ARE OUR OWN COUNTRY AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE BULLYING FECKERS!!!!

Scotland are leaving...... Time for Wales to do the same, Loki

Irish Rebel wrote:

Loki wrote:

I PROTEST!!!!! HOW VERY DARE THEY LINK WALES IN WITH THE INGERLISH

WE ARE OUR OWN COUNTRY AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE BULLYING FECKERS!!!!

Scotland are leaving...... Time for Wales to do the same, Loki

Scotlands leaving.....really....Sean Connery will be happy.
So will it be the Republic of Scotland and the Republic of Wales...

Here's mine....Fernando..

http://fantasyman.comeplaywithus.com/#acc=null&finish=null&message=null&name=null&outfit=jacket&scene=null&step=1&type=fernando

I had to make him put on my bed jacket and thong for the photo...then I took them back...

Ok....you can have the top half...

Bridge-- be careful-- that bear has claws and teeth!!

Reb-- the bed jacket is a bit much on Fernando

LOVE IT LADIES!!!!!

I just looked thru all the choices kitty??? that is too funny!!!

Barry??? Oh dear!!

I think that Fernando is my choice too... and the chimney. that's out of questions!!

Ree wrote:

Bridge-- be careful-- that bear has claws and teeth!!

Reb-- the bed jacket is a bit much on Fernando

LOVE IT LADIES!!!!!

I just looked thru all the choices kitty??? that is too funny!!!

That wasn't me, Ree....that was Colleen I haven't had the chance to get to grips with it yet.....but I will

Irish Rebel wrote:

Ree wrote:

Bridge-- be careful-- that bear has claws and teeth!!

Reb-- the bed jacket is a bit much on Fernando

LOVE IT LADIES!!!!!

I just looked thru all the choices kitty??? that is too funny!!!

That wasn't me, Ree....that was Colleen I haven't had the chance to get to grips with it yet.....but I will

Sorry Reb!!! sadly, I was looking at the man and not the postee- and Fernando-- sounded like you!

Ree wrote:

Sorry Reb!!! sadly, I was looking at the man and not the postee- and Fernando-- sounded like you!

Some of them are a bit suspect Fernando might be my poison of choice. I'll be back with the finished product asap

Feckin gorgeous

http://fantasyman.comeplaywithus.com/#acc=hatrose&finish=candles&message=true&name=null&outfit=bleopard&scene=garage&step=5&type=wayne

thanks for the hat...

Mary wrote:

thanks for the hat...

Look at his wee feet....like glasses of milk .

Bridge wrote:

that's mine creation
http://fantasyman.comeplaywithus.com/?qs=GwJbwpA+lG8PTQufQW4iKY1MYq7hRPtADv32rWoF/tRohDhYb+bb8hwGRhDZ3ExGSrMtIlhMNwTvTCOq/iO3vMwwzk1Ra39bWEd99iSjcWM12CoiqAe2cCz6xa+5WlobT1DSm/o0cRA=

Its your cabin, Bridie!!! Being snowed in would be great craic

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon... ...You got nice house'

Bridge wrote:

Hands up who reads this joke with a Chinese accent

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

Indian Winter

It's late Fall, and the Indians on a remote reservation in South
Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked,'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.. 'Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going
to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.'