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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 24 Oct - 13:55 | |
| Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon... ...You got nice house' | |
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Bridge Admin
Messages : 4920 Date d'inscription : 2007-08-05
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 24 Oct - 14:00 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 24 Oct - 14:09 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Wed 24 Oct - 14:23 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 25 Oct - 11:44 | |
| Indian Winter
It's late Fall, and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'
'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.' | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Sun 28 Oct - 7:27 | |
| This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. he told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out.
Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. he said, 'honey you were right.' All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you'.
'What do you mean?' asked his wife. 'Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in. | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Sun 28 Oct - 14:38 | |
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Mary Divesline dela Pampa
Messages : 279 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-18 Age : 42 Localisation : Patagonia, Argentina
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 29 Oct - 7:54 | |
| Oh, dear... I'm laughing really hard here!!!
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 29 Oct - 13:23 | |
| BEST. HALLOWE'EN. COSTUME. EVER!!!!! Get away from her, you BITCH!!!! lol!!! | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Mon 29 Oct - 14:34 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Fri 2 Nov - 11:54 | |
| Its Friday night!!! | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 6 Nov - 10:38 | |
| Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I be acquitted?" | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 4:04 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 5:00 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 12:40 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 14:15 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 14:16 | |
| Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' ... The third man said, 'Well, that's fantastic! My son studied in the best universities and be came an engineer. Then he started His own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked, 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said, 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?' The fourth man replied, 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said, 'What a shame ... what a disappointment.' The fourth man replied, 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.' | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 14:34 | |
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Ree American Divesline
Messages : 1643 Date d'inscription : 2007-10-19 Localisation : USA
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 14:39 | |
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Localisation : Dublin Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Thu 8 Nov - 15:01 | |
| Always good for a laugh is our funny thread... Ree.....those southern Belles.... 'Can you believe that fat ass was our homecoming queen'.... anyway... I'm fixin' to relax my bones for a bit and then to bed.... Thanks for the laughs... | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Fri 9 Nov - 1:14 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Fri 9 Nov - 1:34 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 13 Nov - 1:40 | |
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Loki SuperMod
Messages : 3881 Date d'inscription : 2008-06-17 Localisation : In my forest, where else?
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 13 Nov - 2:05 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 13 Nov - 11:45 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 13 Nov - 11:47 | |
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Irish Rebel Irish Divesline
Messages : 4328 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Age : 57 Localisation : Belfast, Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 13 Nov - 11:52 | |
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irish colleen Irish Divesline
Messages : 3096 Date d'inscription : 2007-09-16 Localisation : Dublin Ireland
| Subject: Re: A funny thing happened....again. Tue 13 Nov - 12:11 | |
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