A funny thing happened....again.

a business man gets on a elevator; there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,"T-G-I-F,"
more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The Blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated Blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'--Duuhhh!!!

especially thankful for the wisdom as I don't like to walk funny with my knickers in a knot

BELFAST AT ITS BEST

I swear to GOD, this could be most of the boogaloo crew, couldn't it

http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=mshare&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fvaughan-1-1%2Fthis-is-what-crazy-looks-like

Irish Rebel wrote:

I swear to GOD, this could be most of the boogaloo crew, couldn't it

http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=mshare&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fvaughan-1-1%2Fthis-is-what-crazy-looks-like

OMG!!! that is too funny!!!


Ree

Really think about it and I bet we can all come up with someone we know who fits the profile

EEEEEEEEEEkkkk,

That is funny, but scary all at the same time

Could be one of the boogaloo crew, yew is right Reb

Irish Rebel wrote:

I swear to GOD, this could be most of the boogaloo crew, couldn't it

http://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=mshare&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fvaughan-1-1%2Fthis-is-what-crazy-looks-like

That's a Divo's PM inbox ...

Irish Rebel wrote:

BELFAST AT ITS BEST

How Irish is that...

Wonder how the new IPhone would work with our different accents?? ** LANGUAGE

My plasterer needed something from the builders merchants and I went to collect it. The guy behind the counter was trying out his new phone and was asking it what the weather was like in Belfast. I told him he was a mad eejit and to look out the window. His mate couldn't stop laughing and told me that he was driving everyone crazy with it. Muppet

That me with my new phone

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Didn't see that one coming, Loki!

Just thought this might apply to EVERY COUNTRY!!!

So true........

Irish Rebel wrote:

your arse must be really really clever....lol

Irish Rebel wrote:

I know...kick my arse you will...

Knack yer balleeks in, I will

Irish Rebel wrote:

Knack yer balleeks in, I will

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!....and then you're f***ed....

Probably....and not even in a good way

Irish Rebel wrote:

Probably....and not even in a good way

Sorry...I can't help you there....

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

Gotta tell my Mum that one, Loki

Meant to say....it was the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, last weekend. Belfast has gone down the road of all things Titanic. The council even hired Leonardo Di Caprio to swim in Belfast lough .............................

Is that really him, or one of them there lookalikes

Its just a pic of him swimming somewhere (who swims with their sunglasses on?)

Everyone here has been on a Titanic overload....I think we've had enough now

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "where were you?".

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "look son, look what I'm after making".
...
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it?"

God replied, "it's another planet but I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and south America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over

here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south. And then the archangel said, "and what's that green dot there?". And God said "ahhh that's the Emerald Isle - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; Beautiful Mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe. Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance..


God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them"